Posts by Las Malvinas son Argentinas

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I'd be more specific - just set a time as a deadline

OK, let’s hammer out the rules. Toblerone5 is French Canadian, so Québec is EST or UTC -5. So let’s set it there so as not to impose unfair reporting times on the organiser.

When the 2nd of the month falls on a weekend we wait until Monday at 12 noon (EST) for the final number. This allows for the ones who did not mean to drop to rejoin as is often common.

For weekdays we wait until the 2nd of the month (if it falls on a weekday) at 9 PM EST.

I suspect this is his medium term plan: to stop making videos altogether but leave old videos up and keep collecting donations from whoever is stupid enough to keep sending him money

This has been his plan and he has stated that he eyes some sort of activist emeritus position. A few years back he made this huge ceremony about handing off JW Survey to Covert Fade/Daniel Walker and Mark O’Donnell in the hopes they would run the site for him whilst he collected the revenue. It didn’t work, CF quit and by the time he jumped back on, the website was dead.

As these past three months have proven, Jabba the Hutt needs to be front and centre in all this and perform pony tricks to kick start the grift. He’s losing patrons at his current level of production. If he goes down further he loses the narrative completely and others can and will overtake him. It can be argued that a few already have. He likely wants someone to take over for him on the “Lloyd Evans Channel” on a salary, where he gets to keep most the money for doing nothing.

He *might* be able to have this grift fund him until death, but he’s putting out content until he drops. There’s no pension with this and that’s why he’s so sore he got exposed because at the rate he was funding, he had enough to start putting aside for that purpose.

I hope that heart disease, colon cancer or HIV doesn’t overtake him for the sole reason of being able to watch a 70 something year old Lloyd Evans making his 57th begging video, complaining that he needs heart surgery and might have to go into hospice care if donations don’t improve.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

It is at 504 now, which would mean Inna is the winner. A lot of funny shit happens after the drop, so I suggest waiting until the first working day after the drop to finalise the numbers. On working days, give it to the end of the next working day.

Let’s continue this because Jabba the Hutt wets his panties by reading this before sleepy time. His unsuccessful seductions are still on his mind and reading about the why only irritates him. On the plus side, he is very “successful” with regards to his nightly masturbation sessions. Keep your chins up, Lloyd! And keep a towel handy.

Announce the winners and rank them accordingly:

10 and below: Spotting

11 - 20: Tampon

21 - 30: Tampon + Pad

Over 30: Hebrew law applies and Evans stays in the separate tent for 12 days.

As proof, JW Thoughts video on Tony got 35K views, Lloyd's is stagnant at 11K. JW Thoughts video on that anger management drama, 16K views. Lloyd's, less than 3K.

That begging stunt may have done wonders for his short term finances and puffed him up with pride, but long term it makes him look like one stupid ass bitch.

He’s already lost nearly 100 of his new recruits. This is after pulling out all stops and playing the last card he had. Still didn’t work. By the end of the summer he’ll have lost most of his bump. He can make another begging video but his viewers and supporters are going to wonder why he keeps bleeding support. What’s the defamation about and why does it seem to keep working if none of it is true?

You see he can never go back to the gallant family man persona that he had carefully and fraudulently crafted, who’s putting all his energies and focus into taking down WT. He’s no longer taking selfies with Leah Remini. He sold himself like a cheap prostitute in the seediest New Orleans whorehouse.

He’s not taken seriously anymore. He’s a middle-aged man with bitch tits who’s always whining about money, yet expending little energy and more importantly, content. Watching Lloyd Evans is the equivalent of masturbation. A quick dopamine hit for the few who can stand him, then they just want to roll over and sleep.

Newer generations of JWs are coming out and his show is not the only one in town as it was before. O’Donnell has his own gig now which draws a portion of the would-be donors away. People who had some sort of nostalgia for the old JW Watch/Survey days can get their fix with his reports and won’t have to look at Lloyd’s ugly and bloated face. Younger (and perhaps more importantly, men who do not have to pay for sex) YTers like Wally, Jake and Caleb are reaching the younger crowd and can connect with them in ways a funny looking middle aged low-life like Lloyd cannot. Lloyd talks down to his audience like a professor and one gets the feeling they just watched an instructional video.

What is painfully obvious is that none of these other people are threatening to quit if donations don’t improve. Lloyd stands out in this regard.

His reputation is fucked. He can prime his Patreon like some imported penis pump but it always goes back down to its natural and flaccid state. Mrs Evans probably knows this all too well.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

And Jabba the Hutt is crabby on Twitter today, going on about gaslighting as if he’s not the poster child for it.

It’s an end of month cycle. Call it the Evanstruation cycle, always hits on the first. It’s more than spotting this month, it’s the tampon + pad variety.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

This is a huge drop. 502 now.

Even if he gains a few back, it’s still going to be over 20 losses. The Patreon spike being unsustainable argument has been supported by three straight 20+ drops since the begging stunt happened in April.

He had his chance to really go into overdrive with the renewed support, but he got cocky and squandered all that goodwill. Vintage Lloyd.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Las Malvinas son Argentina your win at 508. but he drop 3 more than Simon win 506.

Fuck…. Now Simon stands to win. I really thought I’d be the first Patreoff champion. Oh well. Looks like most of us underestimated the fragility of his support.

Still curious what he'll do now that he's hovering around that magic "500 or I close shop" number again.

He also has the YT channel subscriptions. On his begging videos he’s made it clear he needs 500 combined from both and I believe the last time he announced numbers YT was at over 100 (this would be early April). YT probably has had similar proportional drops and might be under 100 by now.

If so, that would put him well below the 620 mark he claimed he needed met in order to “grow the channel”.

Even at 620 and over, he certainly made no attempt to “grow the channel” and if anything his productivity dove since he got his Patreon bubble. He also claimed he had great “plans” this year for the channel if he could reach 620, but unless you consider him making the same videos as before “great plans” then you were misled and ripped off.

Now if called on that promise he can turn to his followers and say he’s fallen below 620 and can’t grow the channel. See how that works?

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

If he’s still doing standup, it’ll be interesting to see which parts he drops or if he’s stubborn enough to recycle the same lame jokes. He has gotten absolutely roasted here and on other media for spending more than a few minutes on masturbation. And the whole “Zagreb is turning into a mall and I hate some stores” along with the dildo joke about the Queen were ill prepared.

I personally hope he does continue with the stand-up. Along with being entertaining with regards to the cringe factor, it’s getting him nowhere and if it’s to pick up women, this is a bit TMI. I can’t see any lady in the audience coming away from this like “oh I have to meet this guy.” Like with everything else in his life, particularly the livestream, he has no self awareness and cannot read the room. The biggest applause lines came when he announced he was an atheist and formerly a JW. And he completely lost the room once he launched into his sexual repression/masturbation rant at the end.

He’s at 526 now BTW. Patreon is headquartered in San Francisco and it’s still June there.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

He looks at us all

Sees the mockery that is emerging

While his Patreon gently weeps…

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

are we allowed to hunt down and eliminate Patreons to influence the results?

Sounds like a Call of Duty game. Call of Duty: Patreon?

The lower level bosses could be Kit Kat and Tibor. Kit Kat has scratch power and Tibor uses flatulence as weapons.

The mid level bosses would be Dijana and the two girls but with a twist. Lloyd uses all of them as human shields and flees at some point during the battle to save his own ass. Once Lloyd leaves the player moves on as they are not going to kill civilians.

Another boss could be a Thai sex worker assassin who Lloyd hired to defend his financial empire.

The penultimate boss would be Lloyd’s penis, and you can guess what it uses as a weapon to slime you.

Lloyd’s the final boss, and he uses words like “abnegate” as weapons, only solvable by giving a synonym within a short time frame. Inability to answer results in your power being reduced,

As the Lloyd boss is defeated, it triggers the real audio of his two Judicial Committees.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

My 11 month old just leaned over and whispered:

”How will Jessica’s Daddy fight the bad men if his Patrons continue to drop? Does every Manchester Utd fan have a weight problem? Who killed Jeffrey Epstein? Oh - and put me down for -20.”

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I’m Just for fun , for people who want to play...Just put the number on a post I will then put it on this chart...then post it back .

I say Jabba the Hutt loses 22. Toblerone - put that chart on your Twitter for more visibility.

He's at 530 patrons and it's not even the end of the month when there's always a drop-off.

This is what should concern him being that he’s so dead set on getting a certain amount of patrons. He cannot maintain them with his current quality and quantity of content and every month comes with some measure of doubt about the sustainability of it all. He’s just not into this anymore. He’s here for his pay cheque.

There’s no such thing as a free trip to Hawaii or even Australia. You take in that much money on people’s goodwill then you are under the microscope for everything. Clinton was President for 8 years and did a lot of things, good and bad, but he’ll always be known for Monica Lewinsky and the stained dress.

This is Lloyd Evans’ legacy and the pic doesn’t lie:

*Edit - Journeyman - good point. Here is the enhanced version. Pic changed.

My father did a lot of embarrassing and troubling shit, but at least he doesn’t have something like the pic above for a visual reference.